3.30 p.m. on a free Wednesday afternoon Big boy: “You’re not fat at all.” Little boy: “Look at my belly on the picture.” Big boy: “No, look here at my belly.” Little boy: “You haven’t got a belly at all.” Big boy: “But, if I press it between my fingers. […]
12.45 a.m. first day of summer vacation Little boy: “Where is my coffee?” Big boy: “What…?” Little boy: “You promised me a cold coffee.” Big boy: “I beg you pardon.” Little boy: “Don’t you remember?” Big boy: “What…?” Little boy: “For sure. We made a bet and I was […]
3.40 p.m. in the living-room after school Little boy: “What’s wrong? Why are you crying?” Big boy: “Hmm… (sobbing).” Little boy: “What happened?” Big boy: “Well… two class mates wanted to beat me?” Little boy: “Just like this?” Big boy: “No, because I’m talking too much to E…” Little boy: […]
7.20 p.m. in the car after shopping Little boy: “…you still owe me a new gun.” Big boy: “It wasn’t my fault that it’s broken.” Little boy: “Who’s fault is it then?” Big boy: “I don’t’ have any money.” Little boy: “Why…?” Big boy: “I already owe Dad 50 […]
7.37 a.m. before leaving for school Big boy: “Can I borrow your headphones again?” Little boy: “Why don’t you take yours?” Big boy: “They’re broken. Can I?” Little boy: “No, I don’t give them.” Big boy: “Oh, come on!” Little boy: “You’re always breaking my things.” Big boy: “No, this isn’t […]
17.46 p.m. on the cycle ride under the rain Little boy: “I’ll take a bath when we’re back home.” Big boy: “Oh, good idea!” Little boy: “But I want to be alone in the tub.” Big boy: “Oh, no!” Little boy: “I like to chill and relax.” Big boy: “Okay, no […]