3.30 p.m. on a free Wednesday afternoon Big boy: “You’re not fat at all.” Little boy: “Look at my belly on the picture.” Big boy: “No, look here at my belly.” Little boy: “You haven’t got a belly at all.” Big boy: “But, if I press it between my fingers. […]
5.12 p.m. after school Big boy: “Why are you so late from school?” Little boy: “Am I late?” Big boy: “It’s 10 past 5 and your school finished at 4.20.” Little boy: “No, it was 4.30.” Big boy: “No. It’s always 4.20.” Little boy: “Okay… I had to walk back […]
8.35 p.m. during summer vacation Little boy: “If I have to watch your film, I want to play with your legos.” Big boy: “I don’t want to watch again your ‘Baymax’.” Little boy: “But I don’t want to watch ‘Wasabi’.” Big boy: “Why don’t you want to watch it?” Little boy: […]
3.40 p.m. in the living-room after school Little boy: “What’s wrong? Why are you crying?” Big boy: “Hmm… (sobbing).” Little boy: “What happened?” Big boy: “Well… two class mates wanted to beat me?” Little boy: “Just like this?” Big boy: “No, because I’m talking too much to E…” Little boy: […]
7.15 a.m. in the living-room before school Big boy: “Why are you crying?” Little boy: “I didn’t do my housework…” Big boy: “But is this so bad?” Little boy: “I’ll get a red point as punishment.” Big boy: “Well…that’s not this bad.” Little boy: “I’ve already one red point…” Big […]
7.20 p.m. in the car after shopping Little boy: “…you still owe me a new gun.” Big boy: “It wasn’t my fault that it’s broken.” Little boy: “Who’s fault is it then?” Big boy: “I don’t’ have any money.” Little boy: “Why…?” Big boy: “I already owe Dad 50 […]
7.37 a.m. before leaving for school Big boy: “Can I borrow your headphones again?” Little boy: “Why don’t you take yours?” Big boy: “They’re broken. Can I?” Little boy: “No, I don’t give them.” Big boy: “Oh, come on!” Little boy: “You’re always breaking my things.” Big boy: “No, this isn’t […]
17.46 p.m. on the cycle ride under the rain Little boy: “I’ll take a bath when we’re back home.” Big boy: “Oh, good idea!” Little boy: “But I want to be alone in the tub.” Big boy: “Oh, no!” Little boy: “I like to chill and relax.” Big boy: “Okay, no […]
7.05 p.m. in the kitchen Big boy: “Good morning, my sweet little brother.” Little boy: “Mm…” Big boy: “Come to me, I’d like to give you a kiss.” Little boy: “What’s going on?” Big boy: “Why?” Little boy: “You’re never in such a good mood.” Big boy: “Aren’t you happy when […]
5.15 p.m. on a Saturday Big boy: “I’m bored. Let’s do something.” Little boy: “I’m busy now. I’m playing with my Legos?” Big boy: “Can I play with you?” Little boy: “No, you’re always disturbing me.” Big boy: “Come on. I want to play with you.” Little boy: “Don’t touch my Legos.” […]